Shmitten Kitten: Real Talk: He's Too Hot for Me

"The ego trip of strolling out at last call with the dude every other girl wanted to take home doesn't always make up for a night spent straining to hear what he's saying to me instead of what the cranky jerks next to us are saying to each other about me."

Sometimes, I feel like the Billy to his Christie, and not in a good way, via Shmitten Kitten...