Shmitten Kitten: Flippin' Our Shades at Food Dude, "FX Movie Download" Host and All-Around Renaissance Man Adam Gertler

"He doesn't bite unless asked or provoked (and no, much to his chagrin, the Wolverine claws are not, in fact, permanently attached to his adamantium-encased skeleton)...Yes, gals, he is single and looking, so go ahead and dust off your best karaoke standard / sausage joke / fangirl story about meeting Stan Lee and say hello on Twitter, Facebook or Instagram."

Digi-flirting with the charisma bomb that is Adam Gertler, via Shmitten Kitten...

Note to Adam: I did not create this image.  But someone on Tumblr really likes your candy claws.

Shmitten Kitten: Just Between Us: 6 Things I Will No Longer Put Up With in Bed (and Neither Should You)

 "Look, I don’t know where that stranger danger mystery meat has been. I’d sooner deep-throat a subway pole then put my mouth on his rando Slim Jim."

My God am I sick of these six garbage bedroom behaviors, via Shmitten Kitten...

Shmitten Kitten: Quick Rant: Everyone is in Love but Me

"What's lonelier than browsing my cousin's baby shower registry with one hand while Tinder-ing with the other? Maybe booking my hotel room for my best friend's wedding and staving off a panic attack when the site asks me whether I'd prefer to reserve a room with two double beds or a single (wildly optimistic) king."

This winter, everyone is in love but me, via Shmitten Kitten...

Shmitten Kitten: Real Talk: He's Too Hot for Me

"The ego trip of strolling out at last call with the dude every other girl wanted to take home doesn't always make up for a night spent straining to hear what he's saying to me instead of what the cranky jerks next to us are saying to each other about me."

Sometimes, I feel like the Billy to his Christie, and not in a good way, via Shmitten Kitten...